Ponytail holder - $2
Ponytail Perm - $60
Getting punched in the throat because your ponytail whipped Allen in the face- Priceless
XXXL white spandex pants - $25Louisville Slugger bat - $100
Melting the paint right off the bat onto your spandex after the "chocolate friction" was applied - Priceless
Complex entrance beer token fee - $2
Half gallon of beer - $7
After consuming over 100 oz. of alcoholic goodness, you decide it is a good idea to tell that story about the dude touching your leg in the sauna - Priceless
Umpire fee - $40
New York Times best seller entitled "10 Ways To Go From Umpire To Doosh" - $35
Having his family threatened by the Avocado after a terrible call - Priceless
3rd base sideline fence - $300
Cosmetic surgery on face to remove fence imprint - $4000
Having the opportunity to prove that a metal fence really does taste like chicken - Priceless
Mohawk haircut using a Bic razor and Flow bee - $0
Logitech Boom Box - $199.99
Blaring your favorite Tupac Mix during a Beer League Slow Pitch Soft Ball game - Bad Ass
Your Grandfathers cleats from 1932 - $0.35
Duct Tape - $1.99
Playing in your softball debut with one cleat and one ballet slipper - Like A Boss
Sweatpants - $10
Zoolander make-over Kit - $145
Realizing mid-season that 100 degrees is too hot for sweatpants and that the kit you got from Amazon.com was not the "From Rags To Ruth" kit that you wanted - Priceless
Cost To Play - $40
Morons Jersey - $26
The fact that it was worth every penny even if you went 0-11 at the plate, you did not have one catch in the field, your throws were never on point, you struck out in slow pitch, you were too drunk to function, you screamed or did not attempt to move as balls were hit your way or you pulled every muscle in your body to the point you considered calling off work the next day (or did..Randy) - Priceless
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Great stuff MO'D!!! T-Roy will be defending that story for years to come!!! LMAO!
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