With the regular season wrapped up and the playoffs on the way the Oxy Morons look forward to an opportunity for redemption. While the regular season may not have always been pretty, there were flashes of greatness. Mark O. a.k.a. "White Thunder" a.k.a. "O Really don’t need to practice" a.k.a. "I’ll throw a girl ball to a guy any day anywhere" hit an in-the-park homer week one and Janet Braly "The Sniper" provided plenty of pop throughout the season. "One Tree Hill" made a catch along the fence that was easily a top 10 play on Sportscenter and "Snail Mail" went all out to snag a foul ball at the backstop. Coach T-Roy and the Skipper are working relentlessly to get the team fired up for this clash of Lower Rec teams. Also, Andres "The Avocado" is fine tuning his debate skills for any potential disagreements with the umpires. Some teams might be discouraged with an 0-10 record, but the Morons see this as their chance to shine. Could it be the Morons were merely setting up an opportunity to hustle other teams in the playoffs? Stay tuned. If the Morons can streak together some hits and bring "the curse" upon their opponents we may see a magical run. Two things are for certain, all team equipment will be in the dugout and the fans will be rowdy. The atmosphere should be electric. Fans, bring your cushioned stadium chairs and plenty of cash for drinks it could be a long night at the "ghettoplex". If you forget your cash see the team mom, she may be able to help you out.
-Allen Tromp
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