Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Morons Earn Playoff Slot

Don't look now folks, but your favorite home team has just made the playoffs. That's right....hard work, hustle and teamwork has moronically paid off. You never know what can happen in the post season. Every team has a chance to show what there made of. I understand the rush to get tickets to reserve your seat for the first round, but you'll have to wait, as the schedule has not been posted. Stay tuned.

The lineup for the Morons will reward the top performers in our season with a start. In case you haven't been going to any of the games the new stats have been posted. Therefore, your starting fielders will be Janet, Kristie, Tracy, and Rene for the ladies and Shebin, Troy, Travis, Randy N, Mark and Jason for the guys. Everyone will bat, and the rest of the team will sub in halfway through the game. Congratulations to everyone on a great season.

As far as funny stuff, the tank is officially empty. I believe everyone has received their fair share of roasting and has taken in well. If we have a guest blogger who has anything to say, send it over to me via email and I will post it for you. Feel free to send comments about your coach. I can dish, but also receive (and that doesn't include saunas Avocado).

Adios!

T-roy

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