View from the Stands - Game 1

So we may not have won our first couple games... but the Oxymorons gave it one hell of a shot. I was actually quite impressed... and that's not just because I was behind the fence this year. One thing I can say for sure about this team is they've got the most enthusiastic fans in the ballpark! Granted we may have been more concerned about our beer than the games but I could see that the other teams were green with envy when they took a look at the fans in our stands. I'm kinda thinking the cheerleaders should rethink their uniform in order to help the team out (boobs ladies boobs)!


Knee Knocker may have been playing the game on her knees... and T-roy may have pulled his groin but keeps blaming it on his hamstring. But the diamond wasn't the only place where injuries were sustained. K Bell nearly got decapitated by the wonky ceiling fan. Luckily her sunglasses took the hit and came only slightly bumped and bruised. G Hood suffered from smoke inhalation and had to cut our right after the games. Aimeelou, K-Bomb, BonBon & Dar seemed to catch a case of the Huggies... not sure if they are contagious so be careful. S Ven got 3rd degree burns from her smokin' hot boyfriend. I suffered damage to the pedicure while crouching for my now infamous Angry Catcher pose. And we all nearly drown in our own sweat. Regardless we all had a great time!


For those of you who didn't make the game... here's a few things you should know before you head out to the Ghettoplex next week...

1) Don't use those directions that the Skipper sent out last week... they sucked.

2) They only serve beer & wine.... BUT... they do not search your bags (wink wink).

3) The beer pitchers are served in plastic 1/2 gallon milk jugs.

4) The grill is CLOSED on Tuesdays... and only Tuesdays... WTF? So unless you want to eat hot dogs or nachos for dinner then plan to join us at a TBD location for a pre-game dinner.

So no more excuses... we expect to see all your happy asses out there next week!!